ELPHABA Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? GALINDA You're green! ELPHABA I am. DEAN OF STUDENTS Welcome, new students, to Shiz University. Miss...? ELPHABA Elphaba. DEAN OF STUDENTS You can room with Ms. Galinda. GALINDA Oh... oh, I saved you some space, by the way. ELPHABA Do you really think this is fair? GALINDA I do not. I was promised a private suite, but thanks for asking. ELPHABA Boo! TEACHER Please, everyone, take your seats. In today's Oz, a real sorcerer who possesses true magic has become all too rare. STUDENT Absolutely remarkable. That was you that made all that happen. How did you do it? ELPHABA I don't know. I've never known! WIZARD’S AIDE You. Come with me. GALINDA Of course. WIZARD’S AIDE Not you. You. You're the one the Wizard has been waiting for. GALINDA’S FRIENDS Galinda… GALINDA Hmm? GALINDA’S FRIENDS: Eww! GALINDA I know. It's my granny's. I'd give it away, but I don't hate anyone that much. BOTH WHEN ELPHABA ENTERS Hey! GALINDA You should join us tonight, and don't tell me you have nothing to wear, because you could wear this. STUDENT She doesn't give a twig what anyone thinks. GALINDA Of course she does. She just pretends not to. MESSENGER The Wonderful Wizard of Oz summons you to the Emerald City. ELPHABA Come with me. GALINDA What? ELPHABA To meet the Wizard! GALINDA I couldn't possibly. This is your moment! I'm coming. WIZARD I am Oz, the Great and Terrible. ELPHABA Something bad is happening in Oz. WIZARD The best way to bring folks together is to give 'em a real good enemy. ELPHABA You have no real power. WIZARD That's why I need you. GUARD Don't let her get away! This wicked witch. GALINDA Don't be afraid. ELPHABA I'm not afraid. It's the Wizard who should be afraid of me.