NARRATOR: We now return to the thrilling conclusion of Gen Z Hospital. 

- Bro, nobody's telling us anything. Is bestie going to be OK? 

- Nurse, we demand to know how our bestie is doing. 

- I'm sorry, bro. I told you, I don't have that information yet. 

- Bro, seriously? 

- I'm so pressed right now, bro. 

- Don't be pressed. The doctor will be in shortly, bro. 

- Deadass. 

- Yo, if this doctor keeps leaving us on read, he's going to catch hands, on gang. 

- No, no, no, no. It's going to be OK. Bestie cannot die like this. 

- Big facts. She's going to make it, bro. 

- There's the doctor now. 

[EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 

- Is this Morgan's squad? 

- Gang, gang. 

- Doctor, please, tell us what's up with our bestie? 

- You all might want to sit down. What I have to say right now might be a little cringe. 

- Just give us the tea. 

- OK. Well, as you may have seen on our live, your bestie took a major L while driving her Hellcat. 

- Yeah, we saw. 

- We tried everything we could in surgery, and it was sus for a while. But we have your bestie on a machine, and we're doing everything we can. 

- So bestie is going to be OK, right? 

- I'm sorry, but at this particular time, that's looking like cap. 

[LAUGHING] 

- Bruh. 

- Bro, can we see her? 

- Unfortunately, not right now, bruh. You know the vibes. But I promise if anything changes, I'll pull up. 

[LAUGHING] 

- Say less, bro. 

- And thank you, doctor. You a real one. 

- We stan you. 

- And I stan you. I can only imagine the feels you're going through right now. If you'll excuse me. 

[LAUGHING] 

- Bro, I'm extra salty right now. How could bestie be so irresponsible? 

- Yo, millions of people flip they Hellcat on live every day, cuh. 

- Yeah, you know that could have happened to anyone in the gang. 

- I know, but when it's bestie, it just hit different. 

- Yeah, especially since bestie is my mom. 

- Yo, she's not just your mom. 

- She's all our work moms. 

- Exactly. But please, go off, king. 

- But she's actually my mother, bro, so it's like a little different. 

- High key, it's not, though. 

- Yeah, so take several seats, respectfully, flop. 

- Look, the doctor's coming back in. 

- Oh. 

- Hey, guys. So big yikes. While I was out here chopping it up with you, your bestie took a turn for the worst. 

- Bro. 

- You cappin. 

- Unfortunately, no cap. She's literally dead right now. 

- So she's laughing? 

- That's good news. 

- No, I mean, she's literally dead. Like, dead dead. 

- Bruh. 

- I pretend I do not hear it. 

- Bro, I am so done right now. 

- I'm so dead that she's dead. Can we see her? 

- Of course, simp. But please, try not to get all extra. Sis? 

[EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 

- Cuh, you already cremated her? 

- No, this is empty. 

- This just looks way better for the gram than a dead body. 

- That urn is really iconic. 

- Fire. 

- Take all the time you need. 

- Thanks, bro. I guess we should all say something, right? It's the unconditional support and being a great mom for me. 

- It's the having 200,000 followers for me. 

- It's the always doing donuts in your Hellcat for me. 

- It's the letting NBA YoungBoy smash at All-Star Weekend for me. 

- It's the always bringing back white Henny from vacation for me for me. 

- Well, I don't know, but it's the I have full coverage for me. 

- That was beautiful, doctor, bruh. All right, let's get a pic. Come on. Crowd in. 

(SINGING) Oh, no 

Oh, no 

Oh, no, no, no, no, no 

Oh, no 

Oh, no 

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]